Read These 15 Lists...You Just Won't Believe What Happens Next
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Read These 15 Lists...You Just Won't Believe What Happens Next

Sure, you’ve spent time reading lists of fascinating things you need to know (or else perish painfully in the flames of your own ignorance), the mistakes that are going to ruin your life (and that of your family members for seven generations to come), and the amazing stories that give you all of the feels.

But here are the essential, must-read listicles that will really light your fire, personally and professionally.

  • The 5 Things to Do Immediately to Survive the End of Days and the Inevitable Zombie Hordes
  • 23 Things to Obsess About Before You Fall Asleep, Including How Your Tongue Just Lays There
  • 37 Ways Cat Videos Will Teach You So Much About Your Own Humanity (Especially the Licking)
  • 9 Totally Legitimate Fears About Dying, Particularly How Will They Know You're Really Dead??
  • 6 Ways to Scare the Bejesus Out Of Yourself on WebMD (Hint: It’s Fungus and More Fungus)
  • 3 Sections of the Constitution that Were Probably Just the Founders Having Fun With Us
  • 13 Things You Should Never Do With Your Cousin
  • 21 Tips for Placating Your Dog Overlords and Their Feline Enforcers
  • 93 Not-So-Veiled Insults for Your Boss (Plus a Bonus Apology Email Template)
  • 193 Strategies To Beg For Your Job Back (Because You Were Just Having An Off Day, Seriously, and You’re Really, Really Sorry)
  • 2 Commandments It’s Completely Fine To Break
  • 8 Ways Your Grandma Bears an Eerie Resemblance to Christopher Walken
  • 17 Reasons Kale Will Kill You (And Then Consume Your Lifeless Body)
  • 11 Times Nostradamus Predicted the Rise of Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump (FOR REALS!)
  • Signs You’re Not a Narcissist (You Really ARE Number One!)

 What are the listicles you wish we’d read?

"3 Sections of the Constitution that Were Probably Just the Founders Having Fun With Us" That would be interesting as well as funny.

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Joe Hansen

Tech Consultant | Product & AI | M&A | MBA | 8+ yrs of Exp.

8y

The one thing I learnt about googling symptoms is the diagnoses is 110% terminal

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Niklas Lindberg Linto-Lindefors Hook

🦋Prototypes-Tooling-Automation🦋Linto-Lindefors Hook Sweden🦋

8y

👍👍👍

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Jacqueline Ruegger

Senior PR/communications leader overseeing internal and external communication strategies at Monroe College

8y

Wait -- you mean the "five things before the zombies rise up" one is fake? I can share my personal list of To Dos if you'd like. ;)

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